Kaleshi Chori Kaleshi Chori Haryanvi song sung by DG IMMORTALS, RAGA, Harjas Harjaayi, Virtual_AF, and Dark Horse, and has music by Sshiv while DG IMMORTALS, RAGA, Harjas Harjaayi, Virtual_AF, and Dark Horse have written the Kaleshi Chori Lyrics. The music video of the Kaleshi Chori song is directed by Deepesh Goyal , and it features Pranjal Dahiya, DG IMMORTALS, RAGA, Harjas Harjaayi, and Virtual_AF.
Song: Kaleshi Chori
Singer: DG IMMORTALS,RAGA,Harjas Harjaayi,Virtual_AF,Dark Horse
Music: Sshiv
Lyrics: DG IMMORTALS, RAGA, Harjas Harjaayi, Virtual_AF, Dark Horse
Kaleshi Chori Lyrics
Chori tu ghani tez ho rahi hai
Gaadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai
Aaj barish badi tez ho rahi hai
Bach ke tu jayegi kahan
Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai
Tu kand karwave, tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Humein dekh ke kyun saanse teri tez ho rahi hai
Gadi te dekhaya manne namak chori dekh gayi chamak
Break tap khadi ho gayi jam ho gayi poori sadak
Chori hai tu thodi chatak poori daru jave gatak
Maa ki su khati katak dekh ho gayi tane bhadak
Mai kha maan jana nas karwavegi ke
Gadi ke tyre’an ke niche ek aadha dabavegi ke
Maut ka saaman lera ghoda dabwavegi ke
Paap karwake 302 lagwavegi ke
Pehle line maaru phir tujhpe line maarun
Main fakeer hun har job ko resign maarun
Teri body chal rahi sar pe tere wine dalun
Tere dil main likhun nam teri chati pe main sign marun
Rap karte hai hum r*pe nahi karte
Tujhe dara hua aise hum dekh nahi sakte
Dil fenkte bagg ke issme break nahi lagte
Tu aur meri gadi donu thukni ek hi waqt pe
Gadi 200 par race ho rahi hai
Ajj barish badi tez ho rahi hai
Bachke tu jayegi kahan
Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai
Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai
Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai
Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai
Humein dekh ke kyun sanse teri tez ho rahi hai
Mila na meri aankh se aakh gaadi se gaadi bhida de
Chadha ri aankh aur naak gale pe ittar lagake
Manne dikhave tevar phir seater batave
Delhi ke mai-baap iski maa ki lele jo chahve
Ghumenge liqur chadhake dhuwein mein fikar udaake
Tezi mein woofer bajaake, maarenge niche jhukaake
Le lenge jaan teri haste haste raat bitaake
Chhod de chhaap road husan kasam apni dilaake
Mere baare chhore karte baat tere shehar ke
Humse pehal the na baap tere shehar ke
Tujhe roke bina aaj toh na thehar te
Tu bhi jaane hum hain nawab tere shehar ke
Mujhe aise taadke garmi tu seene main utaar gayi
Maar gayi, tere saath todni hai char paayi
Tere yaar kayi, maane mujhe star kayi
Mera har din weekend par kare ravivar nayi
Mere pass score paanch, aake baith
Mere pass ka round tere toll pass baithi paanch
Ghar ke paas plot paanch, aage paanch tere jaisi peeche paanch
Tere pe udaoon tere car peeche chale paanch
Aage uske zero paanch, paanch! Paanch! Paanch!
Tedi tedi dekhe chhori ke luka rahi hai
Gadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai
Ajj barish badi tez ho rahi hai
Bach ke tu jayegi kahan
Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai
Humein dekh ke kyun sanse teri tez ho rahi hai